PHIL THE CHICKEN BIRD, PhD '67 HARVARD, DEPARTMENT OF BIRDS TOP BIRD

wow!!! Phil is a pretty incredible bird! Phil is Top Bird of this flock of birds. he wrote lots of super duper important papers and things about the phenomenological properties of nests made out of dog poop. pretty incredible stuff!! he taught classes on best bird practices and led Chicago to have lots more birds thanks to the students dropping things in front of dining hall. thanks students!!! he once won an award made of other birds spit.  cool stuff!

PARAKEETS in HYDE PARK, PhD '98 HAWAII U & HUMBOLDT UNI, PROFESSOR OF LOCAL EXPERT BIRDS

these birds are pretty colorful! Parakeets are THE professor of Local Expert Birds, Department of Birds, Department of Anthropology, and Department of Visual Arts (because damn bird, back at it again with the color!). they came to hyde park many years ago. once an artist made a show about them someplace on campus. used to be staff at The University Chicago  Hospitals.