Aug 26  Announcement  
Sep 9  Peter Dodds  The Statistics of Eroding Landscapes and other lies The literature on river networks and eroding landscapes is rather full of wild conjectures, crazy models and a modicum of reasonable science. I will discuss how we have mostly added to the first 2 of these 3 elements. A starting point will be Hack's Law which relates areas of drainage basins to stream lengths. We will then briefly look at other observables such as stream order and shapes of basins. Power laws are abundant in the study of topography and I will survey the present list of scaling ansatzs and scaling laws connecting various exponents. We will then delve into a few simple lattice models that have been proposed to simulate the action of fluvial erosion, diffusion and avalanching on landscapes. We'll see the results of one in particular and compare its statistics with those of some real landscapes. Finitesize scaling will show its usefulness and we will find a possible extension for Hack's law  this is a nice result and it remains to be seen how deep it is... at this point everyone will lose concentration and we will get stuck into dahl and excellent mathematical discussions. 
Sep 18  Mark Skandera  Symmetric Matrices Representable by Weighted Trees over a Cancellative Abelian Monoid The "four point property" that characterizes those positive, real matrices which are realizeable as weighted trees is generalized to allow edge weights to take values in any cancellative abelian monoid satisfying several additional requirements. I will also briefly mention an application of this result to the problem of distinguishing humans, and chimpanzees from gorillas. The talk will be very accessible. 
Oct 9  Ben Joseph  Something To Do With Combinatorics, Presumably Abstract: "The standard blah that is actually quite fascinating and sadly is probably ignored by most readers who are really only interested in the future contents of their stomachs etc" OK  clearly I have no idea what the talk will be on. It will however be amazingly interesting.... 
Oct 9  The Necklace Splitting Problem and Tverberg's Theorem Certain combinatorial problems seem to only allow a solution using topological methods. The necklace splitting problem is an example of such a problem. 

Oct 16  Patricia Hersh  An informal glimpse into partially ordered sets We will give lots of examples and discuss some fundamental properties beginning with the interpretation of the mobius function of a partially ordered set as the Euler characteristic of a simplicial complex. This is aimed at students in any area of applied math. 
Oct 23  Mats Nigam  The Boycott Effect ABSTRACT (translated from Swedish Chef) In 1920 A.E. Boycott observed an intriguing phenomenon in a gravity settling suspension of heavy particles. By tilting the container he achieved a significant reduction in the separation time and an entirely unexpected flow configuration. About 60 years later these phenomena were analyzed from first principles. Using today's models for hydrodynamic suspensions a qualitative explanation can be obtained from a proper scaling of the terms in the momentum equation. A hydrodynamic model for suspension flows will be presented followed by some simple examples of gravity induced flows. (see, we have some taste > the abstract was left untouched) 
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Oct 30  Dmitri Betaneli  Ways to improve computational performance using multiresolution analysis main() { Hi(); this_week's_SPAMster = Dmitri_Betaneli; Title = Wavelets_and_PDE's; Time = 5pm_Thursday_Oct_30_in_2338; Abstract = Ways_to_improve_computational_perfromance_using multiresolution_analysis; if (Food == post_SPAMs && Food != SPAM) { eat_heartily(); } } 
Nov 6  Richard Stone  Summing Divergent Series Mathematicians have been interested in rigorous methods for attaching values to sums of divergent series for centuries. A gaggle of different methods exist, due to Abel, Borel, Cesaro, Hausdorff and many others, each with applicability to particular classes of series. Their rigor within these classes is measured by their success in providing the correct analytic continuations of functions defined by such series beyond their domains of convergence. We'll concentrate on one method, due to Cesaro, with longstanding applications to Fourier Theory. Its key ingredient is a natural transformation of the sequence of partial sums, and its domain of applicability is, roughly, alternating series of polynomial growth. By adding an extra idea of smoothing, viewing the natural transformation as an operator, and considering its spectrum of eigenvalues and eigenvectors, we will show how to extend this domain significantly to include series defining zeta functions. We'll then discuss various properties of this new extendedCesaro approach, including its connection with Bernoulli numbers and the EulerMacLaurin sum formula, the question of metricdependence, and a powerscalinginvariance property. The possibility of applying this operatortheory approach to other summation schemes may also rear its ugly head briefly at the end. The discussion will be really elementary  lots of genuine series with actual numbers, and only functions of one variable. 
Nov 13  Lior Pachter  Continued Fractions, Musical Scales, and the Mysteries of Equal Temperament The famous 48 preludes and fugues by J.S. Bach were written, in part, to demonstrate the versatility and usefulness of equal temperament, a tuning method for musical instruments that enables composers to write in different scales. Bach wrote four fugues starting on each note of the western music scale (two in the major and two in the minor). The fact that the scale he was writing for contained 12 notes was no historical accident. Indeed, using the theory of continued fractions, we will show that there is a mathematical reason underlying the use of the 12 note scale (and for that matter other scales such as the Chinese 5 note scale). No musical knowledge will be assumed for the purposes of the talk, although attendees will be required to perform on musical instruments in order to be eligible for the food following the talk. 
Nov 20  Jianhong Shen  Orthogonal Polynomials Let's share some knowledge about orthogonal polynomials. There is a measurefree and easily accessible way to this popular and important topic. This tool is called the Umbral Method. Come to learn about it !!! 
Nov 27  Boris Schlittgen  Path Integral Methods in Physics 